porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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