sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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