He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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