I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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