She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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