operation harelip BJ is a go
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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