Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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