Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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