try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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