Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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