I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
