i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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