we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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