Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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