scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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