I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
tell me about the eggs
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