she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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