Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Are we still banned from the library?
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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