using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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