Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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