Christians are straight up FREAKS
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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You need Xanax blowdarts
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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