He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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