I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I am mentally ready for anal.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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