You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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