When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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