I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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