I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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