at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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