Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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