I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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