It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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