My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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