Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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