Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
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.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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