Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just pynch a tree in the face
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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