i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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