Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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