Me too!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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