I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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