Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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