I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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