My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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