Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry ozarkslam21 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(862): View more from New Jersey

dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf

Fav 47 7270 1066
share tweet
(603): View more from New Hampshire

laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....

(1-605): View more from South Dakota

i always knew you were classy

Fav 44 2171 5609
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(516): View more from New York

Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"

Fav 8 5732 1136
share tweet
(630): View more from Illinois

btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts

Fav 4 4037 1274
share tweet
(518): View more from New York

Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!

Fav 8 3767 1385
share tweet
(619): View more from California

Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings

Fav 13 4109 1362
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(303): View more from Colorado

I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.

Fav 10 1331 989
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(515): View more from Iowa

I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.

Fav 0 669 577
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(631): View more from New York

I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor

Fav 0 25 12
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT