Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
you made out with another girl for some wings
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
