He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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