He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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