With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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