Kiss
Puke
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
the raccoons are back...
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