So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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