we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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