We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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