he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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