just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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