Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
i believe in u and ur pee
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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