I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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