I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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